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Fucking #begpacker movement.

Published on Jul 09, 2019 14:11:00

You wanna travel the world for free as #begpacker? Here is my tip: Join the "Free Catalunya" movement in Belgium and travel to Spain. There get on a drug mule boat that brings you to Maroc, where you can join one of the hundreds of ISIS satellites. Choose one that brings you through the desert (Bring water!!!!) to Somalia. (super spot for Instagram posts with dunes!) where you can make that childhood dream of yours come true and become a pirate on a real boat (No parrots attached). That boat brings you to Pakistan where a ride on a mule can drop you somewhere in the Hindukusch to meet some new ISIS brothers (networking is super important!) of those you yet met in Africa. From there follow the silk road to Hongkong to join Chinese secret service and beat some manifestation joiners who fight for something called freedom (super weird thing no one really wants as it asks you to think and decide!). Now comes the hardest part of your trip-for-free-around-the-world: how to hop from Asia to Australia for free? Travel on a Surf-Board (super fancy!) to Pitcairn Islands and tell the habitants that you once were a pirate too (see!? Networking at it's best) ! From there Mexico ain't that far, so hop back on a boat or so, and hide among the billions of illegal Mexicans crossing the US-Border on a daily routine. Once on US ground as soon as the police catches you, you must say this AND exactly in this order : "I am from a country that is close to England !" After a short interrogation they might find out about your past ISIS connection, what turns out to be just another joker as this brings you to Cuban territory. After a short stay of 2 to 3 years under all-inclusive situation with ocean side view, a plane brings you back to Germany. From here all your travel goals are open for new targets. Most important first step: update your LinkedIn network connections you just gathered.

P.S.: avoid these countries: Vatican (it's touching).

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