CYBERHOLIC

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Thursday, 18 May 2017 00:07

Neuer Deckhengst bei Tripadvisor!

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Digga Digga ahn das ma' ! Da bekomm ich doch glatt, als Senior Reviewer, einen persönlichen Newsletter von Tripadvisor. Digger ahn das! Senior! Mit ganzen 6 reviews! Eins sogar aus Madrid, wo ich nur den Flughafen kenne. Und das alles so ganz ohne das ich durch den ganzen Reviewer-Trainee Scheiss durch musste. Nix da mit Karriereleiter. Keine Castingcouch! Gerade mal 6 reviews und schon hat man den Senior auf seiner Official Tripadvisor Reviewer Businesscard. Das ist so als würd man beim Ortsansässigem Chapter anklopfen und direkt als Senior Hell of an Angel beginnen. Geh über Los, sammel alles Geld ein. Dreh Dich nicht um. Leg nicht auf. 42.
Senior Reviewer. Das geht runter wie Öl. All ihr Texter da draussen, könnt mir gern mal an der Typografie die Haare lang ziehen, ihr Schreibmaschinen-Opfer.
Senior Reviewer, dicker. Sowas wird man nur ein mal im Leben. Ich kündige mal den Tripadvisor Newsletter.
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Qroft

I started blogging in October 2000 and moved on offering my knowledge to small and not so small companies in terms of design and programming. Though i would never consider me a designer nor a programmer. More a pixel prostitute and scriptkid.

 

Portfolio

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Stickers & Qrofties

I produce and sell stickers and so called "Qrofties" (transparent paper prints at the size of a business card) for IKEA mashups, bookmarkers, scrapbooking and much more.
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QR Paintings

For half a decade i have been painting QR codes out there on the street and on canvas in acrilic.
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MR. ROBOT Wallpaper Generator

For the MR. Robot TV series i created an online wallpaper generator that allows you to create your own fanart wallpaper at 1920x1080pixels in Full HD for your computer desktop.
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La Despedida

A roadmovie in form of a documentary that i produced in 2010, about a journey on an italian three-wheeler through Europe to find out how hard it is nowadays to say "Goodbye". The full movie is available online.
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My Nathan Hunt game

For the first time ever, Google Streetview is used as content for a textadventure (also known as interactive fiction) game. I developed and published the first chapter in summer 2015, that can be playe online and for free.
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remember the .GIF

As DJ Qroft i programmed a script in HTML and JS that selects randomly one out of thousands of GIF animations and creates a music video based upon these animations.
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